daggerpen:

platredeparis:

bnycolew:

mannysiege:

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

Woah.

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vinegod:

How To Get A Number by Robby Ayala

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fangirls dancing to “I Got A Boy” better than Jessica

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sexhaver:

Dwarf Fortress bug fixes are a goldmine

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cultofkimber:

youngbutfamousybf:

cultofkimber:

So, supposedly, some gross dude recorded the reasons why his wife turned down sex with him and then, when she was on her way to the airport for a 10-day work trip, sent it to her work e-mail with a note that he wouldn’t miss her because of it and cut contact. Wow, I wonder why she didn’t want to fuck him….

Seriously, though, if my husband ever did this, he’d never have sex again. 

I dont think hes gross he just didnt get Love feom his Wife so he had to do this, i think the best thing he could do is DIVORCE her.

Let me explain something to you: You are not entitled to sex. It doesn’t matter if you’re dating someone or even married to them. No one is obligated to fuck you just because you want them to. YOU. ARE. NOT. ENTITLED. TO SEX.

And this dude didn’t “have to” make this spreadsheet. If he’d put even half as much effort into figuring out what gets his wife in the mood as he did into creating this immature monument to his own gross feelings of sexual entitlement, he probably would’ve gotten laid a lot more. For instance, it’s super-obvious that she doesn’t feel sexy after her workouts. Pretty common feeling. And if, instead of treating her like a warm hole for six weeks, he’d just lit some damn candles and run her a bath when she got home from the gym all those days, he probably would’ve been on the train to Fuck Town before the water fully drained from the tub. 

But this guy doesn’t consider her desire to be an integral part of the sexual experience. It’s all about what he wants, when he wants it. And that’s why divorce won’t help him: because this isn’t some failing on her part. It’s the reality that as soon as someone figures out that you don’t care about their enjoyment of sex, they stop wanting to fuck you. 

This dude IS gross. And you’re gross for sharing his bullshit attitude. Ugh.

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pardonmewhileipanic:

Canada, we seem nice, but we’re hella into anal

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sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

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tastefullyoffensive:

Synchronized waking up. [x]

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